“There’s plenty of fish in the sea” is just something people say because you’re going to be alone. Fishing is something you can do alone.

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Me: Yes! *jumps on his lap & throws arms around him* This is nice.




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[baby throws up all over the couch]
Cmon dude, I let you live here for free


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Me: My daughters are 15, 13, and 10.

Her: Do you want more kids?

Me: Hahahahahahahaha

Her: Is that a no?

Me: *Deep breathe* Hahahahahaha