We will require you to do something somewhat onerous and time-comsuming and then introduce impediments to completing it.
– my employer
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. There is also a pile of trash the size of Texas.
Guess which one you’ll end up with
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I DON’T OVERREACT
there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting
ME: [screaming into the void]
THE VOID: please untag me from this thread
Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
Who names hurricanes? Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy?
The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what’s truly important in life, like their iPhones.
*deep fries turkey
*deep fries deck
*deep fries backyard
*deep fries house
*deep fries neighborhood
*deep fries los angeles
“You made your bed now lay in it” doesn’t really sound like a punishment to me. I love laying in a freshly made bed.
And other 5am thoughts
SHEEPLE, WAKE UP! THE SAME CANDY THEY CALL “HALLOWEEEEEEN” CANDY IS AVAILABLE ALL YEAR LO…get off me…let go…NEVER FORGET!