@_Shizzle: Thesaurus was the first dinosaur to get murdered. No one likes a know it all.
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@rinbcage: "Everything's fine," the babysitter said into the phone. "But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?" "Get out of the house, I'm calling the police," the father urgently replied. "You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you."
@tchrquotes: Me [seeing they want to give teachers guns because there are guns in schools]: There are also drugs in schools.