My superpower- Finding shortest checkout line that takes the most time.
they probably named the Rocky mountains first and then saw all the other mountains and were like “oh”
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You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
5 year plan?
I havent even planned this sentence volcano.
My service cat has walked me into traffic 14 times today.
Little Orphan Annie’s song “The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow” is a little insensitive to the population of Norway.
*Me ordering food, wearing a new white shirt*
I’ll have whatever is the most splattery and red
I swear, my kids will make me drive them to my own funeral. And then to the mall.
The jerk store called. *removes hat* I’m afraid there’s been an accident.