‘Behooves’ seems like a word only a fancy talking horse would use.
-me, at 3:42am
They said if gay marriage became legal, people would start marrying dogs and cats, but I guess that was just another bs political promise.
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TYRION: People love stories. And no one has a better story than Bran
ARYA, WHO LEARNED SHAPE-SHIFTING AND MURDERED THE INVINCIBLE ICE KING OF DEATH: Bran has what now
I’ve lost so many friends to babies.
May you never be as bored as whoever figured out that holding a seashell to your ear sounds like the ocean
Cute girl in the office sees me do something with my left hand
Her: oh. You’re left-handed too
*I pretend to be left-handed for next 5 yrs
I always wanted to be on Family Feud but there were never 5 people in my family speaking to each other at one time.
Allow me to demonstrate my special technique of hearing what isn’t being said.
If Mt Vesuvius erupted over us right now, there’d be lots of shapes of people looking at their phones later on.
ELECTRICIAN: [walks into home]
GF: WHY ARE YOU IN SO LATE?
E: Honey, we’ve talked about this.
GF: [sadly] Ok…. wire you insulate?