Like a lioness protecting her cub, but it’s me lunging at the coworker about to nibble on my favourite pen.
They say don’t eat when you’re bored but I never get bored of eating so I think I’m good.
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me: i got into harvard!
cop arresting me for breaking and entering: yeah, we know