@fatherofcomedy: They say genius skips a generation.In our case it fell off our family tree and died.
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@KylePlantEmoji: Me, watching Stranger Things: these scientists, these fools, play not a god who rends our world in twain. Me, in real life, if scientists discovered a portal to another dimension: *slamming fists on table* OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT, OPEN IT
@BCMontgo: What rhymes with "Your eyes glisten in the sunset like majestic stars"? I refuse to lose another rap battle!
@weinerdog4life: I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill