@JElvisWeinstein

They’re calling the Patriot thing “Deflategate?” I was hoping they’d go with “Ball-o-caust.”

They’re calling the Patriot thing “Deflategate?” I was hoping they’d go with “Ball-o-caust.”

- @JElvisWeinstein

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