@noneofyours99: Things I hate
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Shock_Monster: Sure, Canada, feel safe now while US is just after oil. Wait 'til we run low on beer, ice, hockey players & f'd up ways to pronounce words.
@markydoodoo: TEENAGE JAMES BOND: its actually just a learners permit to kill. I can kill, but only with an adult over 25 and not after 10pm
@jake_likes_naps: [in hospital] son: what happened dad me: bar fight son: over what? me: he said... *clenches fists* he said Zelda is a boy
@ixix82: By 33, you'd think I'd have figured out at some point along the way where to put my arms when I sleep.