This bar smells like my childhood.

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*Jesus comes into the house*
Judas: Jesus, close the door! Were you born in a barn?
*room gets super quiet*
Judas: Uh right. I forgot. Sorry


Have been an Arsenal fan for barely an hour and I’m already frustrated,how have they been coping for the past decade?😭


I just wanna be someone’s prince Charmin.

See what I did there. I’ll wipe out my account.


The most troubling examples of sexism, homophobia and racism that I’ve ever heard are things I’ve said driving on the New Jersey Turnpike.


When I want something a little healthier than an ice cream sandwich, I usually go for an ice cream salad.


When you ask her
“Have you ever read Shakespeare?”

And she answers
“No, who wrote it?” ….

Keep moving.


Probability tells you that a toddler has a 50-50 chance of putting their shoes on the correct feet. Parenting tells you otherwise.