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Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out.


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Is this you?

{footage of man falling endlessly to oblivion}


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Me: To look pretty.

5: But she’s already pretty.

Me: Aww.

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