@claire_mudie: This crime scene tape strung between two lampposts is NOT the finish line & these policemen are NOT cheering me on to a glorious victory :(
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@ThugRaccoons: Son: Can I have pizza for breakfast? Wife: No. Son: Why not? Wife: You want to jump in here? Me: Let’s see where he’s going with this.
@AimeeHelene1: *walks into door on street, looks around* Whew...no one saw me... One year later... *watching TV* *sees self on Funniest Videos*