@SqueakyFreckles: This crunchy cat food tastes a lot like I just poured from the wrong packet into my cereal bowl.
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@AlanFelyk: Your daughter seems to have nice boyfriends. They all seem to be involved in community service.
@Humor_Fetish: Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices
@TomItUp: "You're the Garbage Man, eh? What's your super power?" "I'm just here to take out the trash." "Whoa, we'll get to your catch phrase later."
@Loli_Sug: When I'm horny, I stroll into rooms on all fours, with my ass shaking up in the air, meowing incessantly until someone throws a shoe at me.