@DirtMcTurd: This girl wants to sing with me but I don't wanna duet
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@seanbgoneill: Just looked at a beautiful pink sunset and thought, "God I love London", then remembered there is a sky everywhere and I'm paying half my salary to sleep 2 feet from my drying clothes
@RowdyBowden: Headed to the gym. Gonna work on my diptroids. My gluteralids. My quadrapeps. Maybe my trapaceptals. Definitely my vocabulary.
@_definitlymaybe: If couples who are in love are called love birds, then really, couples who always fight should be called angry birds!