@DirtMcTurd: This girl wants to sing with me but I don't wanna duet
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@fuzzlime: I have a "wayward" son & telling him to "carry on" doesn't sound like good advice, but whatever you say, kansas
@DanMentos: Q. Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers? A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams
@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.