this halloween i’m going as someone asking how the writing’s coming along

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I just switched my doorbell to the sound of a shot gun loading.


Splinter: ok I’ve made some coloured disguises for you all

Donatello: to protect our identities?

Splinter: exactly Raphael

Michaelangelo: lol he’s not Raphael

Splinter: sorry you’re right Leonardo

Raphael: master, that’s not-

Splinter: just put them on please


me: my friend died in her sleep 🙁

my grandpa: back in my day we walked uphill 10 miles before we died


Why are people giving something up for lint? I’m sweeping that shit up every day if you want some more.


Darth Vader: Join me on the Dark Side, Luke!
Luke: I’ll never join you!
Vader: We have flex hours and Pizza Fridays!
Luke: NOOOOOO!!!