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@ventivodkacran: When someone yells "STOP!" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen.
@Dani_Feld: The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight.
@shutupmikeginn: The Willy Wonka grandparents were connected under the covers, like a rat king.
@emireecraire: Public transportation not only helps the environment, it also makes you hate the human race