@RachelWenitsky: This is a little film called, "Trying to Describe Myself to My Lyft Driver So He Can Find Me"
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@jonnysun: starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes
@abbycohenwl: Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes