Relationship status: My hand told me it has a headache.
This is an ugly term. This “Stalker”. I prefer unpaid investigator.
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Reminder to any new followers…Ancestry.com is NOT a dating site…lesson learned…like 4 times.
Waking on campus and some girl said, “I like you a lot.” And I turned around and said thank you and realized she talking to the guy with her
professor: you, explain the philosophy of predeterminism
me: I guess I don’t have a choice
professor: great job
I started an argument in a Yahoo! chat room back in 1999 that is still going on.
“I miss my label mates.”
“You’re a recording artist?”
“We collect beer labels let me show you my albums.”
Just overheard the phrase, “pregnant with a baby,” and secretly wondered what the other options were
[in front of fire]
DATE: I’m still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket*
ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it
[drunk text] God I miss you so much. Why can’t we go back to how things were?
OBAMA: How did you get this number?