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@Quartzjixler
One of the best compliments I ever received was when my brother told me that Mystery Science Theater 3000 was “basically like watching a movie with you.”
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@Quartzjixler
@stacieooooo
There’s no cool way to get your braces unstuck from the carpet.
@ln0217
I take my ibuprofen wrapped in cheese cause why should my dog have all the fun?
@batkaren
Why just pufferfish? Why not other pufferanimals?
Why not a pufferpuma?
@CakeThrottle
My coworker is pregnant and they passed a card around and I didn’t know what to write so I just put HAVE A GOOD BABY TANYA
@MrAndrewRosas
Productive day sketching while waiting at the DMV.
@RunOldMan
I was mowing the lawn, hit a small rock and it went flying and hit something to the side of me, I looked over and the neighbor’s car had a small dent, I was going to go tell him but then I thought no I better not, he may think I did it.
@iamspacegirl
me as a realtor:
This house does include a crawl space. It’s probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself.
@BGH70
2016: imagine the worst case scenario.
2019: no, not like that, worser
@slaughthie
My coworker was like “I love kids! Can’t finish a whole one by myself though hahaha!” And I was just like wow I could easily eat like 5.