@CatchThemAlI: this is me
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@grimpossible: "Hey son, we really love you but we posted a picture of you on Instagram and nobody liked it which is why we're giving you up for adoption."
@UncleDuke1969: Doctor: You're gonna lose that eye. Me: That's HORRIBLE! D: You need to be optimistic. M: HOW?!? D: Think of it as 'your glasses half full'.
@caleb_driedger: CUCUMBER 911: What’s your emergency? CUCUMBER: Please send help! I’m trapped in a jar full of vinegar! CUCUMBER 911: hmmm, this is a pickle!