This is probably a controversial take but I think the sanitation worker responsible for garbage collection on Sesame Street should be fired.

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Bath time without my phone:

10 minutes

Bath time with my phone:

45 minutes
1 wrinkly baby


Maybe the dinosaur extinction was a murder suicide by the T-Rex. If I couldn’t jerk off because my arms were to short I’d kill everyone too.


you mean to tell me Cameron Diaz dated The Mask AND Shrek? mmmk someone’s got a type


{slowly digs both of my feet into the wet sand}

{whispers} planet shoes


Don’t argue with strangers on the Internet.

Save up all that negative energy for your coworkers and door to door salesmen.


If u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son

jery had 73 girlfriends throughout seinfelds run


[After winning an award]
Host: Is there anyone you would like to thank?

Me *smiles at my wife and kids in the crowd as I lean into the mic* no


[car wreck]
[hand reaches out]

“Take my hand. I’m Chad Kroeger from the popular band Nickelback.”

[I let the flames slowly bake me alive]