@meladoodle: this is the police, we have u surrounded come out with your hands on ur head, then ur shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes
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@ArfMeasures: SEXY FLATMATE: I miss my boyfriend ME: The doctor? F: He never comes round anymore ME [smiling at my room full of apples] Yeah it's so weird