@neerjagurnani: This is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.
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@lucidchemistry: I've mastered the art of knowing what not to say...not saying it, whole different story
@ch000ch: ME: my therapist told me to stop talking about people as if they weren't here THERAPIST: [rubbing temples] i know
@ddsmidt: Me: Thank you for rescuing me from such a desperate situation. Hubs: Again, hitting the wrong button on the remote is not a “desperate situation.”