Know your customer. Think like an idiot.
This job fair has fewer giant turkey legs and sword fights than I thought it would
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Turns out that my wife isn’t very fond of me referring to her period tracker app as the Countdown to Armageddon.
If you’re currently suffering from paranoia I want you to know that you’re not alone.
You’re never alone.
[taking FRIENDS quiz]
7. Which character do you most identify with?
8. Which is your least favorite character?
Just dyed a bald eagle red, white & blue & forced my family to eat 3 apple pies each. We’re all crying. It’s awesome.
I’m having a green screen installed behind my couch, because, you know, I don’t ever feel like going out, but I wanna look like I do stuff.
I don’t know what “swag” is, but I was just told Justin Bieber & Lil Wayne both claim to have it. So, I’m assuming it’s not talent.
About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.
Woke up and poured myself a cup of coffee and then took a nap…
So no, technically, Ms. Snooty HR, I didn’t sleep through my alarm again.