@Bob_Janke

This job fair has fewer giant turkey legs and sword fights than I thought it would

This job fair has fewer giant turkey legs and sword fights than I thought it would

- @Bob_Janke

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@Dawn_M_

Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test.

@thedad

My friends just had a baby and they named him Frank. He’s 3 days old and he can fix a leaky tap.

@daemonic3

[1st date]

HER: I love the idea of marriage. What are your thoughts on it?

ME: [trying to impress her] I have 6 wives

@Maxine12339

If someone stands you up and doesn’t call, stay positive. They could be dead.

@WICKEDTRUTH01

*Takes your face in my hands*

*Looks deep into your eyes*

*Whispers “You make me want to spend the rest of my life avoiding you” *

@sageboggs

No Shave November
No Deodorant December
Lose Your Job January
Forget To Pay Rent February
Move in With Mom and Dad March

@ShortSleeveSuit

My neighbor Randy saw his shadow today so it looks like we’ll be experiencing six more weeks of drunken front yard kung fu

@Cpin42

The interview was going great until my puppet started screaming