@sassygem2: This kid will have a bright future.
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@Jerrypleasure: [First Day as a doctor] Nurse: We need to draw some blood Me: *Sweating* I forgot my crayons and drawing sheets Patient: *fainted*
@UnfilteredMama: My toddler had a meltdown at bedtime because her pajamas were “too comfortable.” It’s a rough life.
@ruinedpicnic: me: honey, I'm home! [shuts door] girlfriend: (from bedroom) oh yeah harder me: if you say so [slams door]