@Apexg4ming: This killed me
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@T_Bonezzz_: DON'T STOP BELIEVING! .....but feel free to be somewhat skeptical from time-to-time
@sofarrsogud: ME: Yeah, I've heard that movie. FRIEND: You mean 'seen' that movie. ME: Ha ha. No! I'm on twitter. I haven't seen a movie in 3 years.
@peeznuts: *pretending to talk on my phone so I don't look like a loser standing by myself* -Haha yea dude last night was craz- *phone starts ringing*
@heelyfanaccount: [at a party] him: are u the guy that starts talking in a british accent when u meet a hot girl me: what no lol who told u that him: my bad i got u mixed up with someone else. btw this is my friend rachel me: ello govna