Do furries go to doctors or vets?
This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face…
<–Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned
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I hate when I see the moon during the day. Go to bed dude.
Chinese Food: $16.72
Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94
Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless
You never really realize how messed up your family is, until you start describing them to people that don’t know them.
I’m a people person.
Mmmf. Sorry, my mouth was full. Let me try again.
I’m a pizza person.
*performs sax solo*
*performs sex, solo*
a lady was like “can you believe he’s 14 months old already” and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day
That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product can kill is what will inherit our earth
coach: Billy sweep the leg!
me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head!
*Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*