@matt___nelson: This was the best day of my life
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@BGH70: On average, it takes a person 7 minutes to fall asleep… 2.5, if Tammy from purchasing is telling you about her weekend.
@krismuscookie: The WHICHING hour: when I lay awake in the wee hours labouring over which comebacks I should have used in every argument I've ever had.
@IamEveryDayPpl: "Liquor in the front, poker in the back" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now.
@evacide: It has come to my attention that at this time last year I may have dared 2018 to “come at me,” and it did. Dear 2019: I don’t want to cause any trouble. Please put down that broken bottle so we can get along.