@thepaulahunt: This woman ahead of me...Will. Not. Shut. Up. Never mind. That's a mirror.
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@HatfieldAnne: Sure I could kill you with kindness, but let’s see what else is lying around first.
@Mirimade: [In a warehouse] Murderer: I’m gonna get you! Me: *echoing from hidden location* Hi, “gonna get you”, I’m Dad! Murderer: What the... where are you? Me: Did you look under there? Murderer: Under whe-Hey! Me: *whispering* Super lame murderer says What. Murder: What- Damn it!
@jwoodham: It's almost Christmas, which means it's almost time to hear my parents' new excuses for why Jennifer Lawrence isn't under the tree again.