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@TheTweetOfGod: This year's Christmas must-haves? Food, water and shelter! #theclassics
@That_Damn_Duck: He who understands women, dies under mysterious circumstances…
@Dawn_M_: Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti.
@phranqueigh: I feel like every time a GOP candidate drops out, Oompa Loompas should appear & sing a song to teach us about the perils of gluttony & greed
@mkpaulsen: I asked my friend if he wanted a drink and he said to surprise him so I brought back a side salad.