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@noogscorner: *throws keys at nearest sober person*
DRIVE ME HOME PEASANT
@Scdavis24: Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am.
@LeonEarlgrey: Everytime a suburban white kid throws up a gang sign, an angel misses brunch.
@karlainvt: I cannot breath, walk, or bend over but DAYUM these skinny jeans look good.
@MasonCrossBooks: My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream...
@goingonajournie: took my mom to detective pikachu she said she liked the “garlic pokemon”