@iamjeffsloan: Breaking Bad is my favorite documentary about what it takes to be an entrepreneur while balancing family life.

@Jaywoo74: If you don't think of 50 different ways to murder your boss every morning on your drive to work you're probably the boss

@haveigotnews: Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'.

@briangaar: Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance

@LuvPug: Today has been approved by both my middle fingers.