@TheDairylandDon: To avoid small talk with neighbors I've taken to checking the mail in the middle of the night like some kinda raccoon with bills.
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@SardonicTart: Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.
@steveolivas: Starbucks this morning looks like a scene from "The Walking Dead."
@ThisCantBRight: I don't condone workplace violence, until someone microwaves fish in the break room.
@Pundamentalism: To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.
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