@Kyle_Lippert: Robin Thicke is what would happen if a roofie became a human and decided to make music.

@MattyIceUS: So #Scaramucci lands a job, gets his boss fired, has a baby, gets a divorce, and is fired in the same week? Sounds like a Seinfeld episode.

@jazmasta: Nature fact: The female cat gives birth to the body and head of her kittens separately and has to screw the head in like a lightbulb.

@RickAaron: My wife and I tried for a long time to have kids. Nearly 12 minutes one night.

@ChappellTracker: finally found a reasonable question