@kimtopher22: To date, my most successful weight loss programs have been heartbreak, pneumonia and botulism.
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@bourgeoisalien: No, please continue to talk loudly on the phone, smoke & spit next to my table. No problem! I'm just going to follow you home and kill you.
@mrjohndarby: me: I've got a date tonight and I need all the help I can get barber: ok [later] her: you look nice barber, from under the table: tell her she looks nice too