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@WheelTod: [To Police Sketch Artist]

Me: “Black female...
5'3ish...
Brunette...
Curvy but not fat. Athletic, I guess...
Good sense of humor...
No kids — no divorcees either. Umm.. Must like dogs?...”

Sketch Artist:...

Me: “Why have you stopped drawing?”

[To Police Sketch Artist]

Me: “Black female… 
5’3ish…
Brunette…
Curvy but not fat. Athletic, I guess… 
Good sense of humor…
No kids — no divorcees either. Umm.. Must like dogs?…”

Sketch Artist:…

Me: “Why have you stopped drawing?”

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