@thedad: Does anyone else’s wife quiz them about the movie they’re watching with them as if you wrote and produced it yourself? I don’t know why he didn’t just call a taxi, Linda, I’ve got the same information you have.
@MissSassy_Pants: 6yo: I got dressed, took my vitamins and got my cereal.
Me: My baby is all grown up, she doesn't need me anymore! [Sobbing]
6yo: Ummmm well I still can't spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Me: ᴺᵉᶦᵗʰᵉʳ ᶜᵃⁿ ᴵ [sobbing]