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@mommywhitfield: *Toddler walks up, kisses my knee, turns away*

"Aw! Aren't you sweet?"

*Toddler kisses refrigerator, cabinet door and dishwasher*

"Oh."

*Toddler walks up, kisses my knee, turns away*

“Aw! Aren’t you sweet?”

*Toddler kisses refrigerator, cabinet door and dishwasher*

“Oh.”

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