@KevinBuffalo: Told a girl she's more attractive when she's not wearing glasses and she said I'm also more attractive when she's not wearing glasses.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@WheelTod: [Wedding Open Bar in my 20s] Woohoo! Imma get sooo wasted!! [Wedding Open Bar in my 40s] Woohoo! Imma save maybe $11!
@TheAlexP: *drunkenly sliding down telephone pole wearing oven mitts* Cop: Sir? May I ask you what you're doing? I'm a sexy fireman, rawr.
@BwanaChris: My ex : "Explain yourself" Me : "Yourself" is used reflexively as the direct or indirect object of a verb or as the object of a preposition
@Jarhead44: I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I'm in.