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@serendipitydon1: Tonight a woman showed me a picture of her 6'2, muscled up, super hot 21 year old son, and I calmly said, "What a handsome young man," instead of "Holy shit," even though I'd had 3 Cosmopolitans, if anyone is looking to hire a diplomat.

Tonight a woman showed me a picture of her 6’2, muscled up, super hot 21 year old son, and I calmly said, “What a handsome young man,” instead of “Holy shit,” even though I’d had 3 Cosmopolitans, if anyone is looking to hire a diplomat.

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