@michaelianblack: Took me three hours to drive home through the snow, but it was worth it because when I got home, my family totally ignored me.
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@therealeatwood: Instead of complaining that it’s hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now.
@Yankeegiant72: I like listening to Phil Collins in the shower. He gets creeped out when he sees me, though.
@InternetHippo: A boot camp for people who are uncomfortable accepting compliments where a drill sergeant aggressively yells nice things at you