I’ll scaramouche, but I don’t do the Fandango for every little silhouetto of a man.
Top five movies that could
easily have been about @ ‘ers :
-One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
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[My first day as a garbageman]
Text from wife: You forgot to take out the trash.
ME: *eating fast food*
VEGAN GUY: You eat that stuff?
VG: That stuff is gonna kill you
ME: *visibly annoyed* not soon enough
Once I started spending my own money I realized my mom was right…we do got food at home
Mumford & Sons is my favourite upholstery shop turned musical act.
When I was little, my mom would read my fortune cookie. It would say things like, “Never lie about brushing your teeth or they will fall out,” or “Don’t play with Hanna, she’s not a nice girl,” or “Tomorrow you’re getting shots, don’t cry.”
1 tblspoon salt
1/2 litre milk
2 tblspoons honey
200 gram wholeweat flour
30 grams sugar
– recipe for disaster
Times I’ve gone out to the garbage since she threw away a fur pillow: 2
Times I’ve leapt back thinking an animal was in the garbage: 2
I got free pancakes on International Pancake Day. International Women’s Day is now almost over and I think I like pancake day better.
If you have ever sat in the toilet at work and wondered how long you can sit there before someone searches for you, the answer is 47 minutes