@geekysteven

Toy Story (1995) – A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs.

Toy Story (1995) – A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs.

- @geekysteven

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@LeonEarlgrey

I’m under the weather today, also so is everyone else, that’s how weather works.

@ComedicBust

Me: Ugh, there’s always issues with the wifi!

Mexican grandfather: When I was 6, I fought a pack of wolves crossing the border to America.

@carlyken

My favorite part of football is when players “look to God.”
Because He’s all, “I can’t do shit for the Middle East but I’m rooting for YOU.”

@Papa_Mex

On the way in a fox ran across the road ahead of me…I slowed down pretty quick cuz i knew a bunch of English dudes on horses were next…

@trishm426

I always like to start an argument before a family road trip so no one speaks to me during the drive.

@BoogTweets

[being stopped by the cops]

Me: if they ask about a missing dolphin just play it cool

My new best friend: *clicky noises*

Me: okay okay *i toss him a fish to keep him quiet*

@T_Bonezzz_

Did you know that it takes 0 facial muscles to give you the finger

@fro_vo

calf- calves
half – halves
self – selves
wolf – wolves
golf – golves