Before I get off the subway, I like to turn around, look at the other passengers, and say, “I’ll never forget the time we spent together”
Toy Story (1995) – A influential local leader harasses an immigrant who is struggling to adapt to local customs.
You Might Also Like
Keep “Christ in “Christopher Lloyd” because without it, he’d be “Opher Lloyd” and that sounds like “overlord.” Huh? I’ll have a Sprite.
GOD: That’s the last of the animals. Now add warning colors to the poison ones
ANGEL: Will do
GOD: But not all of them, keep some surprises
Person who doesn’t know I’m on twitter: Have you see
Jobs I’d be shit at:
-sober person thingy
On a 1st date, I like to order the family meal so he gets an idea of who he’s dealing with.
ON PHONE WITH MY MOM
HER: You still single and living with your stray cat family?
ME: *proudly* No I am not!
*high fives my pet penguin
waiter: how are your finger sandwiches, sir?
hannibal lector: *sighs* disappointing
Me: please just one more wish
Genie: no, I said 3
Me: [holding my new Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Donatello action figures] Genie please