It’s crazy that Prince Charles now becomes King and has to marry his Mom.
Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight.
Me: Then what?
Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it.
Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm.
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Tequila, I’m looking at you.
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think about this. if u put a banana down u have to put it on its side. but if u slice it and put those slices flat they r actually standing up. this is why i don’t trust bananas. they r never as they seem
I hated facial hair at first, but then it grew on me!
Huh… I wonder if I should tell my friend that his back tattoo doesn’t say what he thinks it says.
If you spin an oriental person around until they get dizzy, do they become disoriented? #LifeQuestions
doctor: and how long has your most recent panic attack been going on
me: probably since the summer of 2015