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@ArfMeasures: [Trapped on a plane]
Me: Can't put it off any longer, we must eat the other passengers

Wife: what no

Me: I'm growing weaker

Wife: We have been delayed for 45 minutes

[Trapped on a plane]
Me: Can’t put it off any longer, we must eat the other passengers

Wife: what no

Me: I’m growing weaker

Wife: We have been delayed for 45 minutes

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