TRIX RABBIT [finally eating a bowl of Trix cereal]: Ehh

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*shows up to a knife fight with a bunch of cakes and settles everything*


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A moment of silence please for the bottle of wine I just dropped.

It was a tragic accident.

Gone too soon.


Colossal ancient god: YOUR SACRIFICE?

Me: *frantically googling “gift ideas”*


Me: Hurry up! If mommy is late to work then I get fired then we don’t have money to pay the rent and then we’re homeless.


6yo: [sees homeless guy] Looks like that guy was late to work.


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