Try to imagine pugs living in the wild, just roaming in the forest in packs.

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I deactivated my Facebook so I won’t know if any bible verses are “so true” for a while.


A cat burglar, but it’s just me putting stray cats in people’s houses when they leave


Fact: for every polite Canadian human there is an equally rude goose



SON: Can you leave the light on?

ME: So it’ll be easier for the monsters to find you?

SON: What?

ME: What?


Gerard Butler: Can I get sugar?

Waiter: This is sugar.

*GB stands pissed*


*GB kicks waiter through glass panel*


Psychic: I’m also a medium.
Me: I’m a large or extra large depending on the brand.


If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket.


ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I’m going to Skype call that radio psychic.

RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you’re on the air



*Takes ex girlfriend’s poem on Antiques Road Show*
Sir these are worthless
*Winks at camera*
Told you Karen!