@myonlymizztake: Trying to do deadlifts at the gym, but I can't figure out where they hide the bodies.
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@sugarwits: Him: Remember life before kids? We were making moves, taking chances, paid for everything in cash. Ya, we made a few bad investments & did jail time, but man, we had fun! Her: Are you talking about Monopoly? Him: Yes. The kids suck at it & I always have to be the thimble!