@sixfootcandy: Turn up? At my age, I'm just happy when I can turn over.
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@MableGertrude: I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook.
@LikeABaus91: Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it.
@gwatts77: Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
@duplicitron: Well it took forever but I just paid the pizza guy entirely with the quarters I found behind his ears.