I feel it is only fair for a recipe to indicate up front how many burners it requires. For example a 3 burner recipe would be a no.
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*decides to workout*
*lays on ground to do sit-up*
*find skittle on ground*
Friday The 13th is only a horror movie if you care about teenagers.
JIM MORRISON: people are strange, when you’re a stranger
JIM MORRISON: people are docks, when you’re a doctor
JIM MORRISON: *wiggling fingers* people are ticks, when you’re a tickler
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Hot Shingles in your area want to give you a painful rash.
Me: Where were you supposed to poop?
2-year-old: The potty.
Me: So why didn’t you?
2: I’m too busy.
[police car behind me]
Me: shit, was that a red light back there?
My dog: like a grey
My dog: like a light grey. If that helps