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@A_Bit_Too_Rude: *tweets about new invisibility cloak invention*
*forgets where he left it*
@nerdamage: Sometimes I get so wrapped up in my own problems that I forget there are people having real fights on the internet.
@nonosimprov: Culturally speaking...
Having a McDonald's in a WalMart is like finding a cyst in a tumour.
@DranoRaul: I learned two important lessons today. I can't remember the first lesson, but the second one is I have to start writing things down.
@LindaInDisguise: Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book.
Friend: You're writing a book?
Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading.
@BadJordon: Autocorrect just changed 'so thirsty' to 'sloth irate' and I'm slowly getting angry about it.